@benito_cereno That would actually be beautiful!

Trying to do real Hallmark: a young Russian-American woman’s dream to run an ice rink in a small town is hampered b… https://t.co/Sm9gffoOcu

@gospodyina 😆 You have not

@benito_cereno Alt: to draw tourist money, a small town hotel puts on a Christmas dating trip where pretty single p… https://t.co/7K59YfQn30

@benito_cereno too lazy to check whether I’ve sent you this already; it’s been a long day https://t.co/nHnsZi7nKu

@benito_cereno Alternative: moving back to his home town to start a small shop, a hunky moron has to help Father Fr… https://t.co/IMcXVrnWaC

@weird_christmas Wow what is your necromancy budget

@benito_cereno Moody 80s stop motion elves with with Don Knotts as Santa and a romance between two muppets.

@GeordanGoldtrap @benito_cereno ... that looks like something one of @janelleCShane's AIs would have generated. ja… https://t.co/dlXXJIehw9

@franzferdinand2 @benito_cereno BULLY'S FANTASTIC CHRISTMAS

@franzferdinand2 Hmmmmmm 🤔

@benito_cereno Oh heck no. I said free reign for a reason. If you want to work within the template, cool, but you… https://t.co/Nn9Yk06VC7

@franzferdinand2 Do I have to stick to the Hallmark template

@benito_cereno To escape the stress of her job, a career woman moves into a small town to care for her sickly aunt,… https://t.co/LLtW9HIoh0

@benito_cereno Weirdly enough, I was specifically ask you this, but then decided to throw it open.

Ben what a question https://t.co/gM4sKWj4V0

@HitlerPuncher Hahah true

@benito_cereno This thread sounds like something a modern day Arius might do to vex St. Nick

@HitlerPuncher I am not. Hallmark Christmas is not really my style, though I do watch them with my dad, who loves them

So, is @benito_cereno in this group? https://t.co/vUWRiGbOkr